Feud of the Week

 

The feud between New Orleans star QB Phillip Rivers and TE Boo Williams heated up this week in the press conference following New Orleans’ victory in Arizona vs. the Cardinals.  The two have never had much love for each other since Rivers’ arrival in New Orleans, but comments by Rivers regarding Williams were reportedly “the last straw.”

 

Following a solid performance by Williams (6 receptions for 51 yards), Rivers commented in post game interviews that the somewhat plump 245 lb Williams had the same affliction as “Boo Boo” of Yogi Bear fame.

 

“Our version of Boo Boo could be a great TE.  However, he needs to lay off the “pic-a-nic” baskets for a while and concentrate on putting the “tight” back in Tight End,” mused Rivers at the press conference.

 

A tearful Williams was reached a few days after the game.  Always sensitive about his weight and figure, Williams could only comment, “I have not, nor have I ever partaken in the use or endorsement of picnic baskets.  Those comments are hurtful and just flat rude.  Phillip is a mean, mean man.  Now if you’ll excuse me, my best friend Smith of the New York Rangers is taking me out for Baskin Robbins.”

 

Rangers?  Smith?  That’s just too easy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

WTF?!?! Moment of the Week

 

Sixth round draft pick of the Oakland Raiders, Fullback Lionel Robbins, is busy doing damage control after photos of him at Purdue have surfaced questioning his taste in undergarments.

 

Anonymous sources (yes, those famous anonymous sources) have produced a website built during Robbins’ junior year showing the big man in various bras, panties, and garter belts.  Giving Lionel the benefit of the doubt we initially assumed it was a college prank.  That is, until one of our senior editors found several internet PAY SITES with a gentleman bearing a STRIKING resemblance to Robbins (complete with the tattoo that says “I am Lionel Robbins of the Purdue Boilermakers and NAFL Oakland Raiders) on his buttocks in various compromising positions.

 

Robbins could not be reached for comment, but his Agent did release a comment to the Underground.

 

“Lionel has expensive tastes.  Now with his first NAFL contract, he’s able to shop at Victoria’s Secret.  His cheap days shopping at Fredrick’s of Hollywood are over!”

 

Hey Lionel Robbins….WTF?!?!

 

That’s all for this week folks.  Stay tuned for the untold and sometimes underbelly stories of the NAFL!

 

 

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“Lionel has expensive tastes. Now with his first NAFL contract, he’s able to shop at Victoria’s Secret. His cheap days shopping at Fredrick’s Of Hollywood are over!”